You're wasting time

pkmntrainermadoka:

when ur friend starts liking something u rly like

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unlicensedworthologist:

He’s very pleased with breakfast

I have been informed that coffee is not breakfastThis sounds like lies

unlicensedworthologist:

He’s very pleased with breakfast

I have been informed that coffee is not breakfast
This sounds like lies

caroldamver:

clint barton is the kind of guy who can hit a fly from 100m away with a bow and arrow but if you yell think fast and throw something at him he will not catch it and it will hit him in the face

So far the secret technique to most of the makeup tricks I’ve seen in magazines is be blonde and white
Incredible

bellecosby:

I wonder how many stranger’s stories we make it into? You know maybe someone saw you in passing and told their friends about how pretty the girl in the lavender sweater was. Or maybe they overheard you say a joke and repeated it to their friend confessing that they heard it from some guy at the store. 

starbot:

coelasquid:

Ah, finally, we are in the month of Septober, beginning of orange allspice flavoured food season.

I was so relieved about this time last year when I found out that North Americans weren’t drinking vegetable flavoured coffee, and that pumpkin spice just means ‘the spices you put in pumpkin pie’

Tell me who you ship me with in my ask.

shortcuttothestars:

oooh yes this could be fun :D :D

I don’t have to know them they can be anyone, tumblr user, fictional character, Bucky Barnes, whoever

unlicensedworthologist:

JESUS I JUST SAW THE AGENTS OF SHIELD TRAILER
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SKYE BABY DO ME A FAVOR AND TAKE A RAZOR TO HIM WHILE HE’S STANDING STILL
or shave him

#off with his head
I like you

seabelle:

I can’t stand these fucking people with these fucking family window stickers on their cars a murderer is gonna come into your fucking house and you’re gonna try to hide your kids in the fucking closet and he’s gonna be like naw bitch I saw your fucking mini van I know you have six more kids where are they

He’s very pleased with breakfast

He’s very pleased with breakfast